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My name Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Is nice country. I make this webpage to educate the peoples of the internet about glorious nation and also to find wife. (Previous wife... she is dead.)

Borat Sagdiyev - #1 Reporter in Kazakhstan

✭ Very Nice! I Like! ✭

<<< This is me on the beach. My swimsuit is from Kazakhstan. Is very nice. >>>

📣 WoRdS oF wIsDoM 📣

"I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

- Borat Sagdiyev, Cultural Learnings

"Very nice! How much?"

- Borat, upon seeing something

"Wawaweewa!"

- Borat, expressing surprise

"This suit is NOT black!"

- Borat, describing his suit... NOT

"King in the castle, king in the castle! I have a chair. I have a chair. Go do this, go do this, king in the castle."

- Borat, in a hotel room

"What type of dog is this?"

- Borat, pointing at a tortoise

🌎 FaCtS aBoUt KaZaKhStAn 🌎

Subject	Fact	Rating
Potassium	All other countries have inferior potassium	⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Prostitutes	Cleanest in the region	⭐⭐⭐⭐
Tinshein Pool	Filtration system: a marvel to behold	⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Uzbekistan	VERY BAD. ASSHOLES.	❌

*** GREAT SUCCESS!! ***

"She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan."

- Borat, introducing his sister

"In my country there is problem, and that problem is transport. It take very long because Kazakhstan is big."

- Borat, on infrastructure

"My wife, she have problem: she is dead."

- Borat, on domestic matters

📄 LaTeSt UpDaTeS 📄

[06/14/2026] - Added fractal flames and water ripple! WAWAWEEWA! NEW!
[06/13/2026] - Homepage is now on the World Wide Web! Very nice!
[06/13/2026] - Added Kazakhstan facts table. Great success!
[05/01/2006] - Tried to add Pamela Anderson page. She say no.
[04/15/2006] - Azamat broke computer. Had to buy new one from Gypsy.
[03/01/2006] - Removed Uzbekistan links. They are assholes.

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